And it stays crunchy even in milk.

I utterly love trainwreck Pop Tart photoshops. They’re even better than Doritos trainwreck photoshops.

I’m gonna lead with something I actually want and then bury my favorite Pop Tart abomination in a reply to myself, so if you don’t want to see it, avert your eyes from the first reply.

I want a bananas foster Pop Tart. There are plenty of recipes available online for DIY bananas foster Pop Tarts, even vegan versions,…

I’ve only had the berry variety pack, but from my limited experience, I rank them thusly:

Kombatant: Needs no introduction. Dude will burst through a brick wall to confront you if he hears you’re talking about him. You know he’ll fucking throw down in a fight to the death.

Murry, I don’t have time for your magic tricks.

The last item, though, has me stumped. Is this to keep birds fresh in your lunchbox?

I saw “fat rump,” and I approve of either interpretation.

My mom once found a shard of glass in her Taco Bell enchiritos. My dad would mention this every time we passed by that Taco Bell, which was on the way to the school I went to, and that he worked at, for 3 1/2 years. We would go to other Taco Bells, and there were a couple local Mexican restaurants we frequented, and…

Oh sweet, now I get to decorate my bedroom with my favorite Final Fantasy XV character.

That is some pro-level serpentine.

It’s funny... the two shark levels at the end of FF2 made such an impression on me that, several years on, I primarily remember both games as shark games.

Yes, but civilian Tang ice cream doesn’t have the power to do any real damage to society. Space Force Tang ice cream would be militarized.

Looks like the work of an amateur. I bet Earth didn’t even let the ingredients warm up to room temperature before mixing them together. I bet Earth didn’t even use a water bath.

Oh, thank god. I was afraid this would just be Tang ice cream.

Silent Hill: Dark Souls Edition would still feature giant crabs, but it would later be revealed that you lived in a small seaside town as a kid and would often go to the beach and injure crabs for fun. The enemy crabs are a manifestation of your guilt over that, and somehow also your mother. In the UFO ending, it…

I like the idea of being a shark. Even in very simplified, arcade-style, somewhat grindy and repetitive games like Feeding Frenzy and Feeding Frenzy 2, there was a lot of joy in being at the top of the food chain without the necessity of working a 9-to-5, such that I have to buy my meat pre-murdered and cling-wrapped…

But VJ just makes me think of 90s MTV’s between-music-video personalities, and...

Spoiler: the protagonist and Tyler Cornack’s butt were the same person the whole time.

Sure I have. He was also in The Deported, Snutch, and Barn After Rodding.