Amen! Every time you do something, you have a 50% chance of dying. Doing 2 things in one day is essentially guaranteeing your early demise. That’s why today I’ve only opened Deadspin and

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

A good dog.

“You betcha” is Minnesota. Yes, that is Oh-ffensive.

And now I’ve been transported back a decade to YTMND.

If you watch the video and don’t think he is obviously concussed you watched the wrong video. And team doctors did diagnose him with a concussion the next day. The nhl is suspending a player because nhl doctors took two days to figure out the player was concussed.

Or his taste.

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

You were awarded no points, it was a cup match.

Looks like the Leafs have decided that Phaneuf’s Phaneuf!

I’ll show myself out.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Sanka, ya dead?

Wow, you solved the mystery. He did it intentionally because you know exactly what happened to Wideman, neurologically speaking (I’m assuming you’re boarded in neurology or some advanced brain specialty), and applied your unerring, razor-sharp attention to detail and impeccable, absolutely irrefutable logic to the…

Swing and a miss

Wu Ke mistake.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

I thought Iowa City was just full of failed poets drinking absinthe between shifts at Hy-Vee

Stefan Edberg ultimately killed an umpire with a similar shot. http://legendsrevealed.com/sports/2012/11…

This “article” is two sentences long, how could it be so poorly written?