NO ONE DENIES THIS

Here you go!

I’m hesitant to believe either of these guys is going to remember much of anything in their old age.

With all these old releases getting new love this gives me a small hope for maybe this diamond in the rough finally getting a sequel it deserves.

It’s actually fairly important to the kickers and punters to get the K ball back if it goes in the stands, because the equipment guys generally only get enough time to break in the first 2-3 balls properly.

Credit to Jason Kidd. MCW’s making good progress.

Here’s video of the Broncos’ postgame locker-room speeches. The best part is how all the players call Peyton Manning “Papa John.”

“I’m still one of the best small forwards in the world so that’s not a question.”

Now if only Korben Dallas had been there to “negotiate”.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Inflatable life-size Ben Wallace. Best pool boy ever.

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Enough with the cheating thing already. Deflating balls a half PSI, a few extra video tapes, so what? It’s not like the Patriots murdered anyone...

“We’ve woken the-”.

It really perplexes me why anyone would want to borrow a truck anyway. It’s like $20/hr. or $100/day to just rent one at Home Depot. Way easier than waiting until you can borrow a truck. Many of my relatives thought I was crazy for buying a little car. “But what if you need to haul something?” Dude, with what I save…

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Bold statement.

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