Honest question: for a game like Mass Effect, originally designed for a controller, what makes the Steam controller more viable?

Of any random old story/myth/legend about a player, “Who Wants To Sex Mutombo” will always stand the test of time.

I feel like the Bronco’s quarterback position isn’t in that sorry of a state. I mean...you pay that much for a 39 year old, you’re not exactly going to have top-tier backups. But Osweiler can manage some games. Sure, they aren’t going to win a Super Bowl, but then again, they couldn’t when Manning was “healthy”.

“When your entire life is hard, we make it soft.”

I have to disagree. Soft On Demand is a sort of hilarious name that makes you think “What could these people do?”.

Honestly, whoever cut this and approved it at ESPN deserves the first plaudits that company has earned years.

Also, don’t forget E.T.C. in HOTS itself. He strums a mean guitar.

Hahhahaaha. The way the NFL network anchors go “WOWie ZOWIE” after seeing a group of nude men made this whole clip.

Dude throws a nice ball in a totally isolated situation in a temperature controlled studio. Maybe he should sign on as a backup for Romo.

He definitely said “Boom Motherfucking”. I commented on it last night, live, on twitter.

I don’t know that any part of this is accurate based on Valve’s history or actual facts. They aren’t a monopoly, because that’s a legal term that is in no way connected to what is actually happening here. It’s fun to throw out words that have no relevance I guess, but it’s not accurate.

While watching this, especially San Andreas, there was a very different feeling to these games. What I mean is that, man I really miss the less realistic GTA’s.

This is probably the best thing I’ve ever read on deadspin.

This...this is a troll job right? Because this is among the least literate and educated things I’ve ever read on Kotaku, which is really saying something.

The worst part is that there’s a 38 year old guy in Queens who is thinking about suing because he said this exact thing five years ago.

I’m not sure if being that guy who didn’t read a comment thread before continually commenting, while adding idiotic non-sequiturs really gives you a lot of room to call other people names.

There are three playable levels. The survival mission on Tatooine, the Drop Zone Map and Hoth. What’s so hard to understand about that?

wait what? In context of the beta, yes, i did. I said the beta burned me out. And there are technically three maps.

Yeah exactly. I maxed out at level five and, having played all the levels, etc., realized I just didn’t care anymore. It was fun for a bit.

Transience.