Wouldn't it though? The main mechanics are so simple that you could probably play this online and complete a match in like 15-20 minutes. Also you could say some seriously horrible things to each other.

I don't know maybe it's because I'm a marketer as a job or something but I killed it on my first try.

There are tons of terrible basketball coaches, some of them that even get jobs in the NBA. But to sort of be grandfathered in, be a horrendous coach and then outright acknowledge that you refuse to pay attention to things like where the best shots actually are...that takes a special kind of someone.

For the people by the people.

I guess it's a good thing he was focused on all those meetings for his future. He'll probably need those soon.

I can't lie: Marshawn Lynch is such a troll, there's a part of me that thinks he's in on the joke about how terrible this is. Also...who other than Marshawn Lynch wanted a Marshawn Lynch movie? Because I'm pretty sure that's the entire cast.

Why does he pronounce teeth "teef"? That is incredible. "I'll have some cream chipped teef".

I don't imagine first year sales are the only thing used but there are a few other integral factors as to why the PS3 started to do well:

The dude got an inordinately large amount of hate for signing with the Heat, but he did more for their last championship then Wade did.

This is seriously hyperbole to the like 10000th degree.

When I was about 9 my dad was getting rid of all our floppy discs for our new fangled CD-ROM's. Excluding 1 or 2 games he knew he wanted to keep he basically got rid of everything. Before he threw it out I begged him to let me go through it and took every game that looked interesting.

And everyone ragged on Hinkie for getting rid of Young. Well, for that and the fact that he has shown nothing of value for any moves he's actually made.

The most embarrassing thing to read was this comment, solely because it starts out with broken english, incorrect words and misspellings. Wait...is this a developer from the game?

Isn't all of this predicated on the fact that the Colts have simply claimed they had no idea where he was? Versus any actual information that they didn't know or that he didn't call?

This is the kind of thing that is stated when sales aren't making projections. It's like owning a restaurant with great food, but no one wants to eat there.

Duncan's response was classic. That's probably the most I've heard him speak in like 15 years.

I still have a hard time listening to Durant until he stops pretending that the "Slim Reaper" isn't a much cooler nickname then someone who has been so bland for most of his career (interview wise), might deserve.

So wait this is a dude who:

With steals like that, he should be a Laker.

You are so smart you should probably comment on bad Gawker sites more often.