Provide some evidence that CPD puts bait trucks in neighborhoods that are not predominantly poor and black otherwise your ignoring that well off white people steal too. Put a bait truck in Lincoln Park and they'll get nabbed too. 

Ladies and gentlemen....the whitest person on the Internet.

More and more I find myself agreeing: fuck the police.

No it isn’t, Sony literally stuck consumers with a worse option, just massaged by the fact they include a rechargeable battery with the controller.  It doesn’t matter that your PS3 pad is still alive, when the charge on that battery has objectively degraded with time.

Also, a call to the police

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

Did the sleaziest man in the world do something sleazy and ridiculous and wholly lacking dignity? Yes, of course he did.

It would explain why Trump is so fucking fat...

Side note. When my kids were little, I'd always put important documents in a trash bag, then empty to diaper genie on top. I figured if someone could get through that, they deserved it.

If there were an incriminating email, he’d print it out and shred it.

Two guys got fired after they spent months taping back together the memos he crumpled and tore up after he was done with them. So eating evidence seems pretty legit to me.

New legal defense for missed indicements:

I would guess someone drew a picture of a Big Mac and he ate it. Or maybe just wrote the words “Big Mac” and he ate it.

Donnie Jr. would put those two trash cans in two separate rooms. He’s the smart one!

The Trumpers on Twitter have been trying to get at Keith Ellison for a while. For instance, Loomer’s site recently ran a “story” (I use that term lightly in this context) that Ellison held an “invalid” law license. Note that his MN law license is merely in inactive status.

Expecting to shortly hear that “someone” hacked her account and that the picture was Photoshopped by “someone” trying to discredit her and that, actually, the frame contained her Employee of the Month award from a K-Mart where she worked to single handedly put herself through Harvard.

Standard fare for members of this party.

Well played.

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

Wait, Ann Coulter is still a thing?