impartialrobot
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impartialrobot

True dat! I actually laughed out loud. “Kiss your Tifa shrine...”  Awesome!

Yeah, if this version doesn’t ask me “What is a man?” then count me OUT! I’ll be sitting here with my own miserable pile of secrets, thank you very much!

Right!? I can’t even be annoyed by this catchy song because it’s so darn good!  Sadly, however, watching this video makes me realize I will NEVER have the dexterity to play that particular level on Beat Saber.  Those that can = impressive!

I could never sleep to this!  Too dang catchy!  It’d just make me want to play more Shovel Knight!

I got to see this in action at a local expo. I’m surprised they weren’t paid for it, touring this around. They had it booting up, and had a fun/informative talk about getting it working. No way I could ever come close to affording whatever this unique piece of gaming history will go for, but I was glad just to see it

Thank you for giving this fantastic (and painfully forgotten game) some credit for that cinematic intro.  I still can’t believe how good it is on that first console.  Simply beautiful...and while I understand how many people could get confused/frustrated with some of the game’s tricky mechanics, to that I say: Pop

Now playing

Props for the love of the Rood Inverse. I made myself a PS3 theme of it and even recorded sound effects from the game just to put into the theme and use as notification sounds on my phone (yes, to this day).

Sorry, Peter, it sounds like you didn’t have a Wunderland 5-cent arcade around in your youth. TMNT the arcade game was a BIG deal back in the day, and I excitedly went there with my roll of $5 worth of nickles. Crazily the game took TWO NICKLES, a first for the 5-cent system...but I didn’t care! I played through that

I also came to the comments to see if I was the only one that got that delightful old-school reference.  You, dear community, did NOT disappoint me!  A star well-deserved!

This...actually looks pretty good. I guess you could say I’m in the Diablo II camp, enjoying its dark and gritty gameplay/story.

That was the big surprise of the day on Sunday, that 7-time winner Jonas didn’t place this year.

I don’t like your comment!  It definitely didn’t make me laugh!  GET RID OF IT!!!

I was going to make a “Dang, we can’t do it - let the modders figure it out” joke, but everyone beat me to the punch.

Zero saves on 100%? Dude...Respect!

Ideas for Gamestop to suck less:

Oddly enough Wipeout VR didn’t make me sick at all. It took a bit of getting used to it, but for some reason it didn’t trigger my upchuck reflect like Skyrim VR did. Maybe it’s the smoothness, or the sense of being in the vehicle.

Great jeorb!

You actually made me unintentionally laugh out loud...an actual LOL.  Well done, here’s your star!

Double XP actually got a true LOL (actual laugh out loud) moment.  I’ve been there, man.  Some deals aren’t deals once you’ve got to go through the finding of the long-lost sales associate.  Looking at you, Walmart!

I just don’t get it. Are we the only ones in the world that still continue to debate on climate change? Why are there so many people (politicians especially) that don’t believe scientists on this overwhelming amount of data?