The gamecube controller? No bad. I’m a Dualshock fan myself, but overall I’m agreeing with your proclamation of FALSE.

Wait, what the heck are you talking about!? I love it here! It’s the best...............wait a minute......ooooooooooh, riiiiiiiight. I gotcha! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Correction: We don’t HAVE to fill our own gastank! ^^

And WHY is it changed!? Order of popularity? Order of least-complained-about to most-complained-about? Order based on greased palms for preferential treatment on Kotaku!?

Oh, man! Blast from the past! It was cool back then because it was...uh...new?

Yup, it does kinda hurt the eyes. And I agree, the DARK CRYSTAL reference made me VERY happy! I also get it...cuz I’m old.

I wish there was a “Krillin Owned” counter in the game.

Why have I never thought of that before! That needs to happen!

Yes, you are NOT the only one! I even bought that Ninja Gaiden cover as a poster, just so I could put it up in my classroom. It remains one of the more BADASS covers of all time. I had to continue playing that punishing game, just because the BADASS-NESS of Ryu on that cover demanded my playing equaled that level of…

“What’s the matter, Dylan? CIA got ya pushing too many pencils?”

I smell a sequel in the making, Jason. Consider a possible title: 2 Bloody, 2 Sweaty, and 2 Pixel-y...?

I’m totally with you! I’m not sure why this game started getting so much hate. Tidus was young, and I actually liked his character and growth quite a bit. Heck, this was one of the few Final Fantasies where I liked EVERY character, and actually enjoyed getting their super-weapons (well, except the butterflies...ugh,…

...but what about that horse, Jason. What about THE HORSE!?!? Jack saw it too! What’s the HORSE all abooooooooout!??!?!?!?!?!??!

Ah, you DO know me well, as I truly believe the world would be a better place if simply run by Impartial Robots, ruling us all through their powers of impartiality. I wonder if Megaman wouldn’t just agree with me, thus ending his ongoing fight!? Food for thought, indeed.

Heck yeah, Peter! Did you write this piece JUST FOR ME!?

BOOM! Tetris for Jonas! I was lucky enough to be at last year’s (BOOM, shout-out to Jeff!) and this year’s competition. Jonas is a CLASS ACT. Shakes hands with his competition, claps for the guy that beats him (rare, but Jeff did it last year once) and even high-fived some of the students I brought to the Retro Game…

Yeah, it’s certainly changed a lot. I also started at the closed beta, and I’ve mostly enjoyed the growth and changes. Sure, I was a tad hurt when Gold cards were suddenly killable (besides the harder-to-set-up demoting, then killing)...and my original CONSUME deck with the Unseen Elder that got me to Rank 20 so long…

Got the audiobook, and was rather impressed with “Noctis”’s reading. A good narrator can make or break a book. Granted, I’ve never heard Mr. Mike’s honey-sweet baritone articulations, but Ray Chase was a solid choice.

Oooooooooooh, yeah, no, no sarcasm...just waaaaaaaaaaay misunderstanding. I’m silly.

Amateur!? Still needs CLEANUP!?!?? Good GAWD, to my truly Amateur eye, that’s flippin’ incredible! You sir (or madam, can’t tell from your name) are CRAZY-talented! How long did that take you? What program do you even use for such detail?