Maybe it’s because I’m old, but this kind of footage still blows me away! We have video (kind of) and sound (kind of) from another planet...34 million-or so-miles away!

I wish there was a “Krillin Owned” counter in the game.

Why have I never thought of that before! That needs to happen!

Dammit, this scene. It’s just dusty in my room. Dust, pollen, onions...ALL OF IT! I’m not tearing up, YOU’RE TEARING UP! ; ;

Yes, you are NOT the only one! I even bought that Ninja Gaiden cover as a poster, just so I could put it up in my classroom. It remains one of the more BADASS covers of all time. I had to continue playing that punishing game, just because the BADASS-NESS of Ryu on that cover demanded my playing equaled that level of…

“What’s the matter, Dylan? CIA got ya pushing too many pencils?”

I smell a sequel in the making, Jason. Consider a possible title: 2 Bloody, 2 Sweaty, and 2 Pixel-y...?

I’m totally with you! I’m not sure why this game started getting so much hate. Tidus was young, and I actually liked his character and growth quite a bit. Heck, this was one of the few Final Fantasies where I liked EVERY character, and actually enjoyed getting their super-weapons (well, except the butterflies...ugh,…

That’s a decent point you have there. I mean, I never bothered to hit the “monetize” button on my silly channel, as I never figured the few views I get from randoms (or mostly my students) would amount to anything. I mean, what’s the payout anyways?

The tides go in, the tides go out. YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN THAT!

...but what about that horse, Jason. What about THE HORSE!?!? Jack saw it too! What’s the HORSE all abooooooooout!??!?!?!?!?!??!

Ah, you DO know me well, as I truly believe the world would be a better place if simply run by Impartial Robots, ruling us all through their powers of impartiality. I wonder if Megaman wouldn’t just agree with me, thus ending his ongoing fight!? Food for thought, indeed.

Heck yeah, Peter! Did you write this piece JUST FOR ME!?

BOOM! Tetris for Jonas! I was lucky enough to be at last year’s (BOOM, shout-out to Jeff!) and this year’s competition. Jonas is a CLASS ACT. Shakes hands with his competition, claps for the guy that beats him (rare, but Jeff did it last year once) and even high-fived some of the students I brought to the Retro Game…

Yeah, it’s certainly changed a lot. I also started at the closed beta, and I’ve mostly enjoyed the growth and changes. Sure, I was a tad hurt when Gold cards were suddenly killable (besides the harder-to-set-up demoting, then killing)...and my original CONSUME deck with the Unseen Elder that got me to Rank 20 so long…

Got the audiobook, and was rather impressed with “Noctis”’s reading. A good narrator can make or break a book. Granted, I’ve never heard Mr. Mike’s honey-sweet baritone articulations, but Ray Chase was a solid choice.

Oooooooooooh, yeah, no, no sarcasm...just waaaaaaaaaaay misunderstanding. I’m silly.

Amateur!? Still needs CLEANUP!?!?? Good GAWD, to my truly Amateur eye, that’s flippin’ incredible! You sir (or madam, can’t tell from your name) are CRAZY-talented! How long did that take you? What program do you even use for such detail?

Ha! Grey party, indeed! It’s the only thing we can do, wallowing here, as we do, stuck in the greys. It’s been over a year now for me...Truly, what secret is there to becoming BOLD, aloft from the land of the grey? We’ve certainly not found it!

I truly laughed out loud (a real LOL) at the “darkness of Dorito dust and cat hair. Well played, and pure truth!