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This one felt like it had the right idea, but something was off. It’s been awhile since I first saw it, but for some reason it just didn’t quite catch the right “feel”. I even remember thinking: This should be a fun movie, but why don’t I care about what they’re doing or why they’re doing it?

I love these games, and their stories/characters are the main reason for this love. For the movie to be anything but CRAP, it just needs to focus on the things that make these games so much fun. Here’s my list of what this movie would need in order for me spend money to see it:

I love me some FTL and Darkest Dungeon, and actually got them running on a mid-range Chromebook that I got a small partition of linux on (thank you, Lifehacker!).

This is almost exactly what I came here to type. You clearly beat me to it, and as a dude, I still totally agree. Here, here, for well-deserved retribution!

I love me some Civ, but have never been blown away by the music...until now. (Well, Baba Yetu excluded, of course). This new one is an IMPRESSIVE theme, and one I’ve now hit repeat on more times than I’d like to admit.

Certainly. I’m no artist myself, but I do remember old penny arcade comics looks a lot less...deformed. This particular week just seems EXTRA wacked, but who knows, maybe the medium of making the art if affecting the art in a specifically bulgy way. ^^

What happened to poor Tycho in PA?! Something’s definitely wrong! Does he have a head tumor?

Ah, of course...where are my manners?! I should have said, “Well played, Artist.”

I came here for the “take my money” meme, and was NOT disappointed! Well played, Woody!

“That’s CRAZY!” I thought when I first read that she’s championing Internet Bullying...I mean, I’ve only some of Trump’s tweets over the course of a few days, and most of it was him BULLYING someone he didn’t agree with.

Right!? I totally agree! In fact, I can one-up you here with not only bummed that gravity wasn’t different, but I was bummed that every system was filled with inhabited rocky planets...no gas giants, not bizarre never-settled airless places. Every moon and planet has little or lots of plants, little or lots of

Agreed, and as soon as I read it, I thought to myself, “Oh, goodie!”

I can’t recommend some kind of BACKUP plan enough. It was several years ago, but I still remember that sour feeling. Just finished editing my 8th chapter, I’d put it on a flash drive, kept a copy on my desktop, then uploaded it to my AOLspace (I told you it was SEVERAL years ago, long before drop-boxes).

Dammit, where’s the link to purchase these!??! (oh, found it...ouch, they cost real money)

This is AWESOME!!!!1!!1!!!1!

Visions of dolls...wicked/delightful dancing dolls! (I love this part of the game, and that “doctor”!

Or better yet...a PURGE!

Ah, man! What a shocking twist!!! What’s Rick gonna do to Negan after all is said and done?! There shall be a reckoning, or at the very least some

Now playing

Oh, yes, I bought this on the good ol’ N64, along with that SWEET SWEET expanded ram pack so I could see upgraded graphics (were they slightly sharper, I don’t recall?).

I don’t care if I’m nearly 40! I would SO WATCH THIS with the excitement of a 7-year old on Saturday mornings!