#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

a clump of moldering chickpeas

My favorite one in St. Paul, MN, USA: “We don’t want your tiny hands anywhere near our underpants!”

Silver City, NM:

Just a teeny tiny fraction of Philadelphia today. Maybe 30/40000? Philadelphia is not as big of a protesting city as NY or Boston. I’ve never seen anything like this.

Rally in Guelph, Ontario.

Here in Little Rock, AR. A couple thousand people here.

Cleveland had an insane turnout! Not sure about numbers yet.

#womensmarchlondon

About 1,000 people gathered today in Piazza del Pantheon, in Rome. Mostly Americans, some Italians, too: the organizers got in touch with a few local organizations. I honestly wasn’t expecting such a good turnout for something that got so little publicity.

Unlike many of those getting angry with this there is no way this girl did this without reading most of the bible from cover to cover.

i assumed she wrote dumb shit because why else would she be getting hate. i looked at those pictures and she just pull-quoted bible verses that meant a lot to her. what is wrong with that? she put a fuck ton of work into it too.

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

Hopefully this illustrates an important point to liberals and progressives:

That’s the thing that pisses me off about the Democrats, they always try to play nice. They keep trying to find common ground and listen. They’re dealing with children. They have to stop being nice and kowtowing to these fucking pissbaby toddlers.