Yep, I’ve seen fire travel up a stream of gasoline back to the can. It’ doesn’t blow up. It melts and sets everything on fire real fucking quick, but there is no big BOOM.

Why is someone an asshat for renting vacation property? 

Yup... it would be over by now if there wasn’t more to it. You don’t get the benefit of the doubt once there is a vid of you creating fake “evidence”

Right? This is either rape or sexual bribery unless you buy a story that sounds something like “arresting this woman made her uncontrollably horny so we all had a good ole threesome and then relaxed with some of her illegal substances!”

No fucking way.

Yeah plus they don’t have snacks.

Yeah, sure. Everyone should just take some opiates if they want. That wouldn’t lead to any, like, “opioid crisis” or anything.

I mean you could download adblock like the rest of us if you’re so terribly offended 

Yeah, definitely try to bait fouls and then bomb from wherever you get the ball every other time. Your team will lose but you will eventually hit a long three unless someone decides to stay super close. If they do that, you will eventually get a foul.
Unless it’s someone like anthony davis who is like 7' and faster…

I mean, I loved all his old stuff as well as the new standup.

Yep, here’s the butthurt article I knew was incoming as soon as Chapelle said “Faggot”

If I’ve ever seen someone with an innocent face it’s definitely him

Except Men cross those lines all the time. We make fun of each other for being fat, old, bald, ugly, stinky, horny, henpecked, whipped, stupid, etc... It’s all on the table with men, but mention just one of those things to a woman and you’re fucking toast.
I’ve had naked men crawl into my bed as a joke. I’ve been…

It’s because “your judgment” as a man doesn’t matter. If some outlier decides that your comment was over the line then you are SOL and any defense such as “My comment was not sexual or threatening” or “I was misinterpreted” is just swept aside whether or not it is valid to a reasonable person with information about…

Oh right, and Indians like cricket because they are all underhanded. I can do bullshit too.

I agree. I once was pushed onto my right ankle by a big guy playing tackle in one of my final high school games. I played the rest of the game, but when I went home that night it was so sprained that I could not even put a blanket over it without stabbing pain. Completely fine at the time though.

He’s never been stupid. He’s just smart enough to understand his brand, and it’s close enough to his real personality that it doesn’t seem forced. Guy isn’t stupid if you listen to him outside of making jokes or a public appearance where he’s actively playing up his image.

Well if someone is fundraising for R. Kelly I assume it’s because other celebs were making visits to his little sex dungeons. I hope he spends 30 years behind bars and only gets parole for flipping on the other pieces of shit who like kids.

You don’t have to be shrewd to realize that not being obligated to pay someone is an advantage.

So... this is basically just like everywhere else on the internet then?

I mean, both comments in that screenshot are racist as fuck while we’re on the topic.