Right, Costco is batshit but Ikea, where they literally build a maze to make you view everything in the store, makes perfect fucking sense. 

To be fair, someone who can afford a 500K ring probably also owns most of the shits you refer to as well. 

Right... because the concept of an Iron Maiden was NEVER used before in all of recorded history. Totally just a catchy band name.

Dude that drake line was spot on. I read it and automatically shifted into his voice in my head. Expect a call from his manager soon.

This incident is so much better if you picture THE David Lee Roth giving the official eyewitness report.

Pigeons are flying rats. Being throttled to death by a child is too  good for them.

Fuck Olimar.

Dont bother. Artist at Large is basically the fucking worst.

WTF is wrong with you???

Right. There is a reason all gynecologists are female. It’s because personal experience is the ONLY way to learn about anything. 

Because he tried to manipulate her one last time and “break up” on his own terms and she got angry enough to break.

Possibly because he cared about her once and still values those times, or he didn’t want the drama associated with outing someone, or he believes that the easiest way for him to move on is if he just lets go, or he doesn’t want his friends to see him as a victim and he knew she was moving away so he could keep his…

Fame=Clout Chasers
It’s a universal truth. 

It sure helps.

I would rather watch them than garbage-ass James Harden and the Chris Paul flop show any day.

No that’s just drool coming out the side of his mouth. 

HOAs universally lower your property value. 

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If your Christianity is “white Christianity” then it is not really Christianity.

That guy seems incredibly stupid based upon the contents of that quotation. 

What idiotic version of Christianity are they preaching out there that forbids interracial marriages ???
Absolutely zero biblical basis for this.... smh