No, he’s trolling the most long-winded guy on Kotaku just to fuck with everyone.

because he tries to beef with other rappers and act tough when he really isn’t. talking shit and acting like a hard-ass doesn’t work for drake at all. It’s just not convincing and seems like he’s trying too hard. 

My god. Enough with making every single thing about Donald Trump. Yeah, you think he sucks. We got it. Fuck off

Goatse, the original blue waffle, pain olympics, Man has fun with a drill.... shudder

ive been to canada. you all seem like very nice people.
none of that makes a man named Aubrey who sings about his feelings, posts weight lifting hype videos of him struggling to deadlift 225, and wiggles his ass while snapping his fingers at a camera even close to intimidating.

Yeah just put a red jersey on him at this point and make it touch football. Fuck the NFL

Pretty sure WYTS was spot on in pointing out that Eagles and their fans have become instantly smug and cute as if all their decades of misery never existed lol

His name is Aubrey. He’s from canada. He cannot possibly be hard lol

This is a dogshit level take.

Because it gets cross posted. I only find myself here once in a great while, and I generally regret it.

Steam covering its ass is the point. Here’s a shit feature that absolves us of all responsibility for minors accessing content. It used to be really common, but has mostly gone away. Even porn sites only ask once now lol

I love how it won’t believe that the age I set in my profile which can link to multiple outside sites is correct, but it will accept without question that I was born in 1902 AD

No they wouldn’t. It isn’t F2P so they would just be buying more packs, then trading those packs.
Sorry, I should have said “reading comprehension helps”

I see where you’re coming from, but damn I’ve spent like $400 to build a Modern format deck before and getting a competitive Standard deck means buying at least 4 fancy lands which are around $60 each.

I feel like I could probably own every card in Artifact for the cost of jumping back into Magic’s standard format or…

Reading helps.
“attainable through Artifact’s marketplace—in packs, or individually from other players.” 

Did you ever think that maybe it’s less about how everyone except you is privileged and doesn’t have to put up with what you have to and more about the fact that I can read about three sentences you wrote and mark you as an oversensitive easy target?

As someone who grew up when it was impossible to moderate any kind of chat effectively I cannot believe how sensitive people are. People act like a game is unplayable if they might have to occasionally mute someone or play without using chat features when they are up against randoms.

Same place as the assholes who call people who raise 400K for a guy and try to keep him from dying assholes. I’m not happy about it, but giving a drug addict any large amount of money doesn’t solver their problems. Best case, he will find a way to lose it and be back on the street. Hope I’m wrong, but I doubt it.

On a…

Yes, you never say anything negative about anyone. Except Saban, who you just called an asshole. Other than that you’re 100% mature and positive at all times. 

Yeah FUCK HIM for making a salary. If someone offers me more money because I’m good at my job I just tell them to FUCK OFF!