Chaos reigns.

And also the more talented one too.

Bree Olson's standards were too high. Sure, she was one of Charlie Sheen's "goddesses" and she was in Human Centipede III but you gotta draw the line somewhere dammit!!!

There is a difference between the return of Full House and the returns of Wet Hot American Summer, Mr. Show, and Gilmore Girls: Full House was fucking garbage, while the other 3 were good even if you have no nostalgia for them.

Sandler's character is wearing the shoes of a man with a hot girlfriend/wife (I can't remember if they were married or not and there's no Goddamn way I'm seeing it again.) and goes into their apartment. He sees her in the shower and she beckons him on, thinking he's her boyfriend/husband. He's going to do it but then…

Finding that out was what made me want to watch it too. Fair warning though; it's mostly boring before the twist ending, pretty racist, and (in one impossibly uncomfortable scene) Sandler's character almost rapes a woman and only stops because he'd have to take his shoes off to do the deed.

Spoilers, if any of you care:

If you do watch it, skip to the last 20 minutes. That's when it gets really, really, REALLY fucked-up.

I honestly wish they would make a sequel to The Cobbler because, Goddamn, that cliffhanger was fucking bonkers and I am genuinely curious what the fuck would happen in a follow-up!

It was apparently written by the writers of the cartoon too.

Is it more or, of all of the fake doctors (Cosby, Luke, etc.), does Dr. Dre treat women the best? And I remember Dee Barnes too.

All of the previous stories about this asshole made me go "fuck this guy." This one, on the other hand, made me go "FFFUCKKKK this guy!!"

Are you insinuating that the same people that are celebrating Harper Lee's death* aren't very good people?

It's totally in-line for an abstinence advocate to have 2 kids out of wedlock with 2 different fathers.

Yes, how dare Beyonce cause that! She should be more like Huckabee's good Christian friends, the Duggars!

Something that should be said about their Tarantino boycott: The Hateful 8 did pretty well opening weekend, but fell off quickly. So, it's "underperformance*" is due to general audiences not really caring for it and not because some crybaby police officers boycotted it. When Beyonce's tour does extremely well, I can't…

The most baffling thing about Chris Brown's continuing success is that his songs aren't even good. At least with like, Ike Turner his stuff was great so you can listen to it even if you feel uncomfortable doing it. Brown's stuff, meanwhile, is pure shit even when you ignore the fact that he's a garbage person.

Rabin reviewed Dice Rules in the My Year Of Flops book? Damn, I'm going to have to buy a copy now.

Did you give him the throat punch they deserved?

Eli Roth logic: I'm going to make a movie about how SJWs don't actually try to change anything! I'm going to do this by having them try to change something!