The "I learned something today" part was released uncensored, but it was quickly pulled. Here's a transcript of the scene. http://www.avclub.com/artic…

That's one more theater showing Snowpiercer than in my area. The fact that this film is available in my area while Snowpiercer and Life Itself aren't is baffling.

She recanted in name only. She still thinks vaccines gave her son autism. http://thedailybanter.com/2…

I'm glad she's gone. I absolutely loath anti-vaxxers.

Is it me, or is North Korea incapable of contemplating a non-propaganda film? They honestly seem to think that Obama personally commissioned this film.

North Korea's military is hilariously inept. We'll be fine.

Please tell me that abortion speech is a joke and didn't really happen. There's no way someone who's not a super obnoxious anti-choice fundie would ever say something like that. It's too dumb to even work as a criticism of anti-choice fundies.

This is my favorite Howard Hawks movie.

Poor Nicholson, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin.

I Am Sam and Radio are some of the most revolting movies I've ever seen. They were so offensive and disgustingly manipulative. Salo was more pleasant than both of them combined.

I don't know, Family Guy seems too so-fist-a-cated for Adam Sandler.

Is Alex Jones going to play Harry Mudd in this one?

One of my bosses at the News Channel I interned at knew Kasem. He thought he was a nice guy, but he was afraid of Jean. Make of that what you will.

A dead John Williams?!?

They're really lining up a good cast and crew for this one.

Colbert was also in The Love Guru, so your theory's been dead for 6 years.

Are the Wheelers in it too? If not, then double fuck this movie.

Apparently, in the original script velocioraptors stowed away on the ship and killed everyone. That explains the dismembered hand. They were going to be in San Diego as well, but Spielberg didn't want to take away from the t-rex rampage.

Is Beyond Thunderdome better than The Road Warrior?

I saw a trailer for this before The Grand Budapest Hotel, so they're trying to sucker in indie audiences too.