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immaparalegal

the Brexit panic already has Europeans fleeing to take jobs from hard working Americans I see.

“At least hes not wearing a hoodie with FUBU on it” -Curt Schilling

Needs moar LeBaron...

Damn right. That shit bothers me no end.

What Lebarons used to be...1941 Chrysler LeBaron Newport

This was also there at some point:

Two ships perfectly camouflaged.

Even worse, Bono will be in your kitchen eating the last of your cocoa-puffs.

You’ll wake up one day to your home playing a free U2 album.

You need more stars. I'm glad I've learned something that makes me respect the 300 more. I liked it already tho

Actually, chrysler originated the design. It’s a take on the ‘letter’ series 300s from the 50s.

I’ve got nothing but respect for Memphis. Seeing injuries obliterate their team and still end up fighting to win the 7 seed this year was pretty damn impressive.

their goal is to return America to the early 1950s

Yeah right, I think Tesla is more of a Bernie Bro thing. It seems I was spot on with the Trump assumption, though.

I’m convinced nobody knows how to write articles anymore.

Your move Florida....

Ran some quick numbers

Why would you even admit that? Its like admitting you own a Ferrari key chain...

Needs a bumper sticker saying “My other jet is a gold-encrusted eyesore.”