HA my brother in law was looking for his first bottle of scotch and went with Lagavulin because of Ron Swanson. So god damn smokey

When I was around 17 my father had an employee who was big into legend car racing. He knew we were all gearheads so he invited us down to the track to take a spin in his car. This was a day before the race so just practice laps, but it turns out it wasn’t just legend cars racing the next day so on the track it was…

No way that picture is what Tammy looks like

Did you invent a jump to conclusion mat?

seems cool except for the whole part where you have to run with your phone

Sweet I cant wait to join a gang and do drive by like a real person from Chicago.

Draft king ads where? wait do people not use ad block?

What do you think of sleep number beds?

Yay for stealing

clearly you must be racist

You know how we squash the beef? By not stealing and killing each other anymore.

Dont worry Im sure some white kid will post a video doing the same thing and he will get destroyed

I remember my first time on the internet.

How dare people comment on your posts. Jesus Christ why did you post if didn’t want any advice or snark? Is this your first time on the internet?

OR, if someone accuses you of rape they can extort money out of you.

or maybe the women know a grand jury is never going to charge him because this is all a fabrication and she figures a millionaire will just pay a few thousand dollars to end the whole process because its easier.

Point is we both have no idea what happened or why they may or may not settle.

Try parenting, it works well for my 2 and half year old that goes to bed at 7pm