I haven't commented since like August (that who dick gif thing put me off for awhile...) but Mark, you're my favorite voice on Jezebel right now! Your Allen stories make me embarrassed to read them in public because I laugh too much in quiet coffee shops.

Made the mistake of scrolling through the comments. NOPE TOO MANY DICKS DO NOT WANT

It's actually like 2%, according to the Enliven Project.

That statement is ignorant and awful.

Yes! Huck is my favorite character, I'm really enjoying this storyline.

Everything I've ever wanted to say but didn't have the words.

I know! I hope someone buys it anyway.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yikes.

Oof this is awkward. FunWhileItLasted and I got you.

I've been using it for almost a year, and use it every morning and night. I've found that as long as you stick to a sensitive brush (I use the acne brush), don't too hard, and don't overuse it, it works great. My skin is super-smooth—no more crater pores and, as long as I properly moisturize, no flakes!

Oh man, are you me?

MICHELLE OBAMA WILL YOU BE MY MOTHER?

uh... she's quoting the title of the article...

Oh man. My ex and I had a really messy breakup, but we were friends after—until he started dating someone new. I only knew her vaguely, but she had a vendetta against me or something. After they started dating, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me, much less talk to me. She also had a tumblr account and would…

This. The Taliban isn't just a random terrorist organization... they took over Afganistan for 5 years, and they had backing from many countries. They're trained, and they're powerful.

I love you.

This isn't really about the article at all, but about the gun nuts who keep commenting on it and similar articles.

"The fear of getting falsely accused of rape just doesn’t compare to the fear of an actual rapist getting away with his or her crime."—from the article that went along with the chart on The Enliven Project's website. That is literally the point of the chart, that being falsely accused isn't anywhere near as big a…