I went home and watched the film on the iPad.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

How so?

I don't have much sympathy for reporters who are slow to the story and complain after the fact. Sutcliffe got there late and he's from Deportes. Wyllie's only goal is to honor the original Americans.

the cheapest pair on the Vinylize e-store is $430

"He", I think you mean.

...what does that even mean?

The decision by Peter to donate his eyes provides a silver lining to an otherwise terrible story, even if he had plenty of vowels to spare.

"We've been warning the public about the dangers of celebrations for years. Now will they finally listen?" - The NFL

Hey Mitsubishi has a rich history in making planes...that tended to crash into aircraft carriers...

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

Looks like now they play for Derriere City!!!

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

Segoe UI ftw

I fucking hate the cards, but that's kind of hilarious.

Yeah, pretty sure that shirt has nothing to do with Lorde and is just playing off the Chris Brown song "Loyal", where the chorus repeats "These ho's aint loyal".

I completely disagree. From my posts yesterday I'll reiterate my definitions of each, and yes I know there will always be gray area in these definitions between people.

That's... pretty bad, actually. Almost as bad as this sentence:

He thought it was a Banshee