That chick is so hot. For this one time only it actually makes sense to have a female commander shepard.

This is awesome news. Activision does everything right, so maybe pro gaming can finally reach the non geek level.

A concession worker also being a sports fan?? Absurd!!!

Football fans are so low class

It’s only appropriate that an irrelevant brand be shown off at an irrelevant place.

MC won, worthless post.

A worthless OS on a worthless device. Perfect!

Why no mention about the religion of the people the weapons were seized from? Need to stay politically correct?

No arm rip off from CoD? Does kotaku actually play games?

Oh no, somebody having fun. He must be a shithead! Grow up, deadspin.

It’s time to move luke to a desk job

I don’t see what the problem is or how this is offensive. She does have a nice rack, and she enjoyed him being honest. Only ugly chicks could possibly be offended.

Arrest this little shit. Send him back where he came from.

I really wish deadspin would crew up from scratch. It’s become so stale and predictable.

Let this be another reminder to all men: call the chick back the next day!!!

Just think if they put this much thought and effort towards something actually useful.

Grow up

#3. Few games can touch that version of AC.

It doesn’t compare to Watch_dogs. Hahahaha, I kill me.

Kotaku really needs to bring in some new blood..