Half that shit is flat out wrong (“gang warfare”, hot tip from 1993), and the other half is massively overstated. This is the type self-patronizing garbage people from even worse places post when they want to re-assure themselves about living in a shithole.

Yes.

i bet you have never actually been here

Your not from these parts, ha boy.

Dry soil is more susceptible mudslides when it does finally rain. California droughts are typically followed by severe mudslides as a result.

Yeah, but really, how much effort is it to open the calculator app on your phone? Every Android and iOS phone has one by default. We’re not talking about breaking out a TI-83 here for graphing differential equations.

Oh, and:

The custom is, one does not stand and watch the last strike of the season with the bat on one’s shoulder.

Or you could just multiply your hourly rate by 2080, as that’s the amount of hours total from a 40 hour work week over the course of a year. Do the opposite, divide your salary by 2080, if you want to see what your hourly rate is.

Try cutting off the wifi, see if that works better.

I put seven of these in the 24-year-old son’s room. Didn’t work; he’s still in my house. 0/10