try having a stronger grip than a drunken toddler?

uh how is sarcastically saying he hates flamingos (which obviously means he doesn’t hate flamingos) and telling people to stop eating the eggs somehow “belittle” the flamingo. what? if anything, he’s mocking the people that used to eat their eggs (which probably deserves its own criticism), not the flamingos.

It’s a similar strategy to the New Coke nonsense. Piss us all off with a dumpster-fire host like Chris Evans, them remove him so the remaining product looks wonderful by comparison. It’s not the same as bringing back our original trio, but like I said, “similar”.

Sure it is. But only if their choices are terrible, like stancing a car. Contrary to popular belief, there are wrong opinions in this world. Examples: liking Nickelback, Crocs, and stanced cars.

I couldn’t care less if Enzo rolls in his grave, but this... this is terrible. I hate this car. I’ve never met the owners, and I hate them, too.

No it doesn’t. Unless you have tiny Donald Trump hands that can’t hold the phone horizontally. Even with his baby sausage fingers, you can still pinch the phone on one end or the other.

Ah, that’s adorable. Tell you what though, when people grow up and learn to film with the proper orientation, their opinions may be regarded as anything other than naïve, petty, childish nonsense. Everyone has potential, even you!

Typical Brit, can’t accept a loss honorably.

Same way he got on television with that face I guess. Mistakes?

Yeah, stop yelling, and also stop being Chris “My Face Always Says Punch Me” Evans.

How about “forcibly remove from the show”?

I only see one asshole in the video, the one in the car. Did he have to snitch? Nah, but maybe now she’ll think twice about trying to just bully bikes out of the way when it might cost her $200-300.

This woman shouldn’t be allowed to drive legally. Shit like that gets people killed. Sign or no sign, the road is all the indication you need to merge, and she clearly doesn’t know how to merge or pay attention to her surroundings.

She deserves being berated. I’m not a biker - most tend to piss me off with arrogant “the road belongs to me” behavior, but I’m on the bike’s side in this exchange. People like her shouldn’t be on the road.

What was the record prior to the McLaren Shattering of 2016?

Then just record your videos properly from the get-go. This slackjaw mouthbreathing portait-oriented video nonsense was tiresome years ago - the fact that it still persists is a testament to our failure as a society to progress.

TRIGGER ME TIMBERS

lol this nerd doesn’t even know what a meme is

Must’ve*

You had to have won all four of the grand prix trophies first, then you could run over the frog with a rooster crest on its head. That would unlock Drumstick as a playable character.