I’d park right next to you in whichever one of those three spots you’re using the least.

I’d still go RS.

Doubt it.

Don’t just roll down your window and yell “HAHAHAHA GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR, POORS!”, but think it in your head.

That’d be a bad bet on your part.

I bet you say things like “I could care less.”

I’ve never claimed to be well-adjusted, but I absolutely say those things outside of the internet. They’re not the reason people are bad humans, they simply tend to correlate... a lot.

I typed it out, so no.

Only one of these occurrences has justification. I imagine the people filming in portrait mode also wear crocs and say things like “ATM machine” or “PIN number.” They’re just bad humans.

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Chris Evans is neither. Unless you mean the actual Chris Evans that plays Captain America. Not this douchenozzle.

I’m still more pissed off by Poise not working, when apparently all they have to do is change a zero to a one in the code. What the fuck?

Ah, now that you mention it, I want to say Tony said something like “you’re not tellin’ me porky pies are you?” in Snatch. Makes sense now.

What size would that be anyway. It looks wider than the 355s on the back of the new Vipers, but I’m not sure if the small size of the car is responsible for deception.

porkies?

...except you DO want to go hollow in DS3.

Sack him from Top Gear, and maybe he’ll stop causing his radio team to cry - which I still do not grasp how anyone cry with anything but laughter if that goofy looking guy started yelling.

Look at that silly face. If that was yelling at me, I’d maybe cry with laughter. How does anyone feel threatened by this turd? Just fire him from Top Gear already, so his radio producer can stop crying.

This review of the trailer (yes... the trailer haha) for Fast 6 is really way better at explaining how I feel about it:

To each their own I guess, I’ve seen all but The Machine Girl from that list and enjoyed each one. I dunno, I think it’s because I AM a car guy that I can look back at things like “DANGER TO MANIFOLD” or “not double-clutchin’ like you should” and laugh hysterically. I love cars, and I love these terrible, wonderful…