Cool story bro.

I’m with you. Giant rims without appropriately giant sidewall (necessitating a lift most likely) on trucks/SUVs looks retarded to me.

I’m definitely going to start using “permotard” when insulting people now.

There’s this thing called paint.

Today I did not learn to base my entire online persona around something other than a G-rated slang word for feces. TIL not to create content for a pants-on-head retarded company like Nintendo.

The new mustangs still use the 6R80 don’t they? To my knowledge those transmissions have been widely regarded as bulletproof. Sounds like that’s out of the norm.

wait for the second year’s run, might have an actual chance at a dealer with enough volume

Yep. Bargain. Quotes are usually reserved when you’re mocking something, and if you’re mocking the description of a GT350R at MSRP as a bargain, consider this post mocking your intelligence.

You spelled Focus RS incorrectly.

oldie, but a goldie

How is this different from intentionally throwing oil or spike strips down on a street? The purpose of pepper spray is to incapacitate. Attempting to incapacitate someone riding a bike seems like intent to cause a wreck. What the hell?

Really hoping this hope for sarcasm is sarcasm. The original was quite obviously sarcasm.

Thanks, but I don’t drink coffee. It’s one my strange habits, like making sure the toilet paper rolls over instead of under and not typing with caps lock.

Takes a special kind of dumb to tell Ken Block he can drive somewhere and expecting anything other than donuts and burnouts to happen. Unless you specifically say “do not do donuts or burnouts here,” in which case, why the shit are you having him drive there?

Learn how to type. That was awful.

Hey, at least the left lane camper douche finally got over after he caused the wreck.

This is a terrible post by a terrible driver.

You spelled terribly wrong.

How about no? Sounds like you’re one of these holier-than-thou left lane campers because you’re going 5 over. Get out of the passing lane.

If I’ve got time to pass you on the right between those two trucks, you sure as shit should have gotten over. Learn the rules, kid.