Robert Pattinson is sounding so reasonable and mature. Does this mean he's not allowed to stand around and brood anymore, because I'm pretty sure that's his typecast and I wouldn't want him to be out of work.

It helps you perfectly align your hand with Ayn Rand's corpse. It also lights up when your yoga pants become see-through.

Nothing has been the same since The Jays left and I need them both back. Johnny Wujek sucks.

He did also mention this: she's a nice person, and she has her own money and is family-oriented?

I'll never stop rooting for Kim and Kanye to make it.

Have you two.... seen Portlandia?

You didn't know? Lupita owns the rainbow. Every color is her color.

It doesn't help his argument any that Column B is also his wife's dialogue during sex.

I wish she was nominated last year instead of this year. This season gave her nothing to work with, so I feel like this is good will and she won't win.

Wait, didn't Courteney Cox just get engaged a few days ago?! Your timing is very suspicious, David Arquette!

What Lily tends to forget is that art, no matter the medium, gets critiqued. That's how art works. It provokes a conversation. If it doesn't, it isn't art.

I'm not surprised that the barista is a teenager. I'm really happy with this new bunch of teenagers coming up. The ones I know are really brave and stand up for other people who need help. I know it's fashionable to rag on the younger folks, but I won't, because I think they're great.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritan

I would posit that it's a specific brand of American Catholicism. There's a strain of Puritanism that runs through American Catholicism that I've never really understood.

I'm confused — what's wrong with the University of Leeds?

The best birth control is putting the dick down ladies

Thank you!! I was so annoyed no one had thought to politicize this story yet.

Plastic surgery =/= putting on a modern minstrel show.

Damn. These Comments. Where am I...? I thought I was reading a feminist site, not Gawker or Defamer.

I do not understand why people feel the need to share that they think tattoos look awful. Like, okay well thanks for your unsolicited and unnecessary opinion on my appearance! Glad we got that established! I can sleep at night now knowing someone has very important opinions on how the bodies of others look!