You are both right.

New life time goal: party with Emma Stone.

What, Chris Martin???? I understood maybe 2% of what you just said.

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Wait, let's not miss the important thing here: did your school choir sing The Rutles' Another Day? That's the only song I can think of with "pusillanimous" in the lyrics.

Let he who hasn't used an Instagram filter cast the first stone.

Emily slept with Dylan McDermott. Or was it Dermot Mulroney?

Oh you Americans and your crazy teeth. The rest of the world thinks you look crazy btw

Yeah, me too. I read the first 50 and last 20 pages and was glad I didn't have to spend the other 400 pages in that world. That said, I do recommend The Perfect Ghost and Before I Go To Sleep, which both often get compared to Gone Girl.

Fuckin' makeup! How does it work?

Er, this plays like an SNL skit.

Caught this on The Today Show this morning, and practically injured myself with an epic eyeroll. I mean, how stupid are these women who believe a patch could make them feel prettier, how dumb are the people who came up with this idea... Ugh. Just... UGH. This is why I hate everyone.

My favorite Jaden Smith quotes (most of these are from mandatory.com's collection):

The commentariat's secret shame is that it swoons helplessly over Anglo privilege, particularly of the hereditary sort. Old Harrovians (Cumberbatch and Etonians are an especial weakness...

I just cut my hair like hers last Saturday. I stand by my choice.

To the teller of Story #2: Maybe if you didn't insist on having such provocative skin color, that wouldn't have happened to you.

I'm so happy for Lupita! She's fabulous.

Rates of foreskin infection are not drastically different, no. What leads you to believe that? How do you know European men DON'T have these problems