This poor kid’s situation is fucked from all angles. Her dad’s a well-known POS and, if it’s true she’s bi-sexual, I can only imagine how that’s going to go down in that household. Part of me loves what is happening to Mr. Cruz while the logical and realistic part of me only worries for that child and how she has to…

Let’s not leave off Murder by Measles anti-vaxxer, Jenny McCarthy.

I think men on steroids exercise. I’m not positive how steroids work, but I don’t think you shoot up and watch sculpted muscles appear overnight like Bane.

A skinny body and spectacular hair will serve you very, VERY well later in life. Just be patient!

Any photo of Iggy Pop from the early 70s shows a man with impeccably sculpted and defined musculature whose only workout was performing and chasing down whatever drugs he happened to be strung out on.

You’re a fucking weirdo. 

No he did not hold his own. Stop giving this uneducated, ignorant boot licker the benefit of the doubt. So he didn’t fall over on the way to the stage, good for him. The only thing this moron did was create memes that will live on forever and force SNL to rewrite the cold open. 

Another day, another nail in the coffin of this fucked up country.

Pretty much every aspect of American politics is worse than British politics, but it’s telling that I can so often pull away from the unmitigated disaster that is my country and look over there and think, “man, I’m glad I don’t have to deal with that shit.”

Are you for REAL with this statement? Ivanka is a decent person like Eva Braun was.

He did cheat, though. Was an alcoholic, too. 

We need to convince them that drinking pure lye is a good way to own the libs.

Democratic Candidate: Served in the military, went on to get law degree from the state university, served as an AUSA, once professed an insufficiently progressive opinion on gay marriage.

if you have to cite peta as a source for anything

Did the corgi scream, “And THAT’S FOR THE BLITZ” while hate-fucking the Daschund?

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

A moderate party that believes in free trade, reasonable regulations and tax law, environmentalism, futurism, public safety, and evidence-based policy exists.

I would really love to never see another article about Musk except his obit.

Nah, his licenses are PISSED.