*fingers crossed*

Bloomberg won American Samoa. I don’t even know where that is.

Just flag the troll as spam and move on. Unless you have the Sword of a Thousand Truths, you cannot kill that which has no life.

This is such a stupid urban legend.

That’s why he stands like that. He’s the Leaning Tower of Cheesa.

That is an insult to butt boils

I’m glad the Bryant family got to mourn in private.

Jon Bruce: “That. Is not. Him.”

I am curious how Hollywood will go beyond lip service and take some action.

“No one said I’m not constantly lying. No one said anyone in my family likes me” (this is the guy whose siblings all endorsed his opponent)

The people in all those lynching photos had regular lives before and after. It’s the banality of evil in the beginning that allows for mass atrocities later.

“Vestibule Vanessa”

“She says I didn’t live in my apartment building because majority of people who live there are white,” Rashad says in a screen captured message.

Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

Extemporaneous Bullshittery

Meanwhile Barron Trump brings a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel...

I just heard my manager run away behind me...