Great list but I’m a little surprised that George “How the Fuck is He Not Dead Yet?” Zimmerman isn’t here He not only called the police on a black person but went on to ignore their orders after they told him what to do.

I’m seriously excited for her...excuse me for a moment...

It is only a matter of time before she cries reverse racism and white victimhood for critiques of this travesty. I bet the YouTube video of her white tears is already queued up & ready to post.

Make no mistake about it, Melania Trump is a deplorable.

I clutch my purse every time a white man is walking toward me. I step far away from them when in line. If they move their arms near me, I flinch in a very showy way. And they always give me this strange look. I do EVERYTHING that I’ve seen white women do to black men.

“Killer Mike doesn’t have the discography to keep doing this”

Category: white people

That is the laugh of a kid who knows the system is fucked, knows he’s getting locked up for no reason, and knows the actual cop who committed the actual murder got off free.

I often bring fruit to a comedy show just in case they say something that angers me. s/

take your star and go lay down

Mr. Simpson I am going need you to hand over your Black Card and you can see Edith at the desk to get your parking validated. Good day, sir.