I think that might be kinda the point (underwhelming). I felt the same way too, but the beat was catchy and I found myself bopping my head to it. Then the light bulb came on...the beat was my distraction :-0

“...white people’s chicken tastes like an Excel spreadsheet” 

Sounds about whyte...

I suppose he could stab him with the bone spur. Oh wait...those don’t work that way. I’ve got nothin.

Blue-eyed devils indeed

THIS IS WHY AVOCADOS COST SO MUCH!!! Just...reckless

I just want to hug this baby as I’m choking his mama.

I think the season premiere of Atlanta answered it for us. “Florida Man” is real.

But his hair...

You preached a whole sermon right there.

“...it’s like an army of my mom.”

“Meanwhile, Steele...neglecting to put the promise of Ian Walters’ future ass-whipping on his mama, on everything, or even on his grandmama’s grave”

Soooooooo, let me get this straight. Voting was tied, they flipped a coin to break the tie, he lost and he’s still upset? I’m assuming these procedures have been in place. Did he not read the fine print? Hasn’t he always been a whiner? Sorry for all of the questions.

Because my husband and I were in our thirties and already had “regular” wedding gift items, in lieu of gifts, we utilized our friend/family’s talents. Mom’s gift=handmade wedding and bridesmaid dresses. Friend=photographer, another friend=DJ, co-worker=cake, extended family=caterers (potluck style with a fixed menu),…

This reminds me of the last scene of the episode of Parks and Rec where Ron Swanson returns to work after being shot in the back of the head on the hunting trip. (o_O)

Target.com

The Target in our town closed more than 10 years ago. The closest one is 35 miles away. Be grateful y’all. Be grateful

My favorite will always be “If Only We Could All Be Honest”.

I read about Travis’ misdeeds a couple of years back and haven’t really fooled with him since. He has a certain “creep factor” about him as well.

“We’ve been cleaning up your messes since 1619 and it’s getting kind of old.”