Definitely sounds like a classic r/l issue. Especially with Police/Porisu.

Make that 230,001. 

Or, it could just be that Carmelo Anthony is a highly contagious disease?

When I went to Penn (I was at the Lehigh game), they still taught you the proper usage of “comprised.”

Penn =\= Penn State. You do know that, right?

Some cops think they’re above the beep.

My god though, those pearl clutching homer announcers were just the worst. He fouled off three pitches so it’s not like every pitch was unhurt able. Get over it.

Was it totally impossible to fly Drew up for this?

It was The Vapors, man, The Vapors.

I feel you only wrote this because the White Sox sent you used shoes.

Yeah, why the fuck did I read this?

I did not, but I did forget the customary disclosure. This mistake has been fixed.

Did you receive anything of value from the White Sox in return for writing this blog?

Nearly as large as the launch standard xbox controller.

Has anyone involved in this post received any footwear, used or otherwise, from any mentioned organization?

Shift+F3? Holy shit. I did tech support for YEARS without knowing that.

I actually had a conversation with my friend two weeks ago where I mused whether another team sport existed where we feel the need to use a qualifier like we do when we say "USMNT" for United States Men's National Team. Put the Olympics to the side. ESPN refers to "NCAA Basketball" and "Women's Basketball." In England…

If the earth's population was "decimated" then, by definition, 90% of everyone would still be around.

I love the shout out to Major Deegan! I-87 FTW.

Since San Antonio beat Orlando in the "bottom" Final Four matchup, I assume it wins the Championship as well.