Did you receive anything of value from the White Sox in return for writing this blog?

Nearly as large as the launch standard xbox controller.

Has anyone involved in this post received any footwear, used or otherwise, from any mentioned organization?

HamNo? Is that you?

This way, a signal that looked like missiles but was in fact a flock of geese could be properly evaluated, and, once determined, Dead Hand could be stood down, and the geese could be dealt with using just conventional weaponry.

Exasperated Commenter Begs Giri Nathan to Please, Please Stop Writing about Nick Kyrgios

Colonel.

Is Yogurt better covered at Deadspin or Fusion?

Elaborate April Fools.

Yay!!!

D.B. Pooper

No. 10 minutes later in the same broadcast -- more of the same.

I’m confused. In the case of a 0% loan, why would anyone want to pay it off faster than the longest available term?

Your friend has had a fucking life. Did he do all those thing at the same time?

I had a friend who was a bass player/photographer/arborist and sometimes nude model. He claimed that the trick to nude modeling was to remain “flaccid yet life-like.” Maybe the same applies here.

Isn’t this exactly the way Jared Goff believes the sun works?

Shift+F3? Holy shit. I did tech support for YEARS without knowing that.

I actually had a conversation with my friend two weeks ago where I mused whether another team sport existed where we feel the need to use a qualifier like we do when we say "USMNT" for United States Men's National Team. Put the Olympics to the side. ESPN refers to "NCAA Basketball" and "Women's Basketball." In England…

I love the shout out to Major Deegan! I-87 FTW.

Since San Antonio beat Orlando in the "bottom" Final Four matchup, I assume it wins the Championship as well.