No. 10 minutes later in the same broadcast -- more of the same.

W/r/t to the douchbag styleguide, I’m sure people would love to see some entries in that thing. Usage of words like jamoke...titles like “I can’t stop . . .” or “will make you shit your dick.” This has to be one of the most interesting style guides in existence.

What about those naked shows? Dating or the Naked and Afraid one? I imagine it would be fairly terrible for the women. Do the guys get boners? Is that addressed? That would be mortifying.

I think he needs to hold a press conference, noting that there’s nothing wrong with being drunk, it’s just that he happens to have been sober.

Since the Patriots made that a thing.

Judging by the shiner you were sporting in the Facebook Live video a few weeks back, someone must have thwarted your foolproof laughing-in-his-face stratagem.

Drew is from Australia.

Counterpoint: No, a bicycle kick is synonymous with an overhead. What you describe is a sort of jumping kick.

Isn’t this exactly the way Jared Goff believes the sun works?

They always do that. I think it must be trolling at this point.

I thought some guy from New Jersey invented email.

with the victory and the Mets’ loss, the Marlins moved to within four games of the second wild card spot.

The Rio spokesman said, I shit you not, “Chemistry is not an exact science.”

This post will not get the credit it deserves.

US District Court, not Circuit Court. In the federal system circuit court is the appellate level.

The “source’s” Twitter handle references another great football related prank, so the Sky commentator definitely should have known better:

The Convert

Joe Root bowled (instead of caught) the deliveries to dismiss the first two Windies batsmen. This is notable, because he’s more of a batsman (and part-time bowler), so removing these two dangermen was quite an accomplishment. And inserting him to bowl in the second over was a tactical triumph.

Too true. I’ve seen more fans at a girl’s high school game.

There’s one on 12th Street and University. I’ll buy you a drink Burneko.