Finally an improvement on the Wake-up Light.

Who would win in a fight, a department store mirror with Drew standing in front of it, or the snow?

Do Haisley and Wagner masturbate to Soccer together? I say this with all due respect, as a rabid Crystal Palace supporter, so the question is somehow ok.

NBA Basketballers, like videos, can be old.

How can I trust someone who “researched” for twenty years before getting around to writing the book?

The Spirit of Christmas, in 1995, was the first viral video.

Albert isn’t the one who won CHOPPED, so why are you even listening to him?

For when? I’ll take em.

it also would have happened if there were no Robert Moses at all. Moses was one of the major factors in the neglect of the Subway throughout his reign in the mid 20th century.

Ley gets two? That means maybe Drew gets two!! Drew on the Cards pls.

I know complaining about Kinja is passe, but is there a good way to actually read these things? Also, how about them Mets? You can’t hate the Mets at all, right? Unless you’re like a nervous Nats fan, I can’t think of anyone who can be anti-Mets around now...

I got seven games for reading Deadspin at work.

: The current-day Baker is in better shape

I directed PennBowl VIII back in 1999. It is ridiculous how dominant Yaphe was even then. He scored a preposterous 86.8 over the tournament leading his Chicago team to victory. The excellent Tim Young was second with 69.3, and the next nearest player (the immense presence of TC Ford) was at 55.5. He was twice as good…

The length of the string is 20 cm. Quo Est Demonstatum

I don’t think you know the difference between “infer” and “imply.”

• Yes, leaving before the end of a blowout is fine.

But the 20 year sentences are state sentences and have their own rules. His federal conviction will be in the Eastern District of Louisiana (Case No. 14-cr-284) for violations of federal law, having to do with date rape drugs. The deal probably is for a 10 year max and as you point out, he'd serve 8.5 of that.