since I can't seem to post under my new name (CletusThurstonB) today, I have to resort to my old one. I vote pandemic.

Is this some kind of promo campaign for a Footloose sequel set in NYC?

they're still mad at Godzilla for ripping them a new asshole, I take it?

it was indeed an Abyss reference! :D

I will never vote against Halle Berry.

he should be dead - he didn't decompress.

If the human version of that isn't in the next Hostel movie, I'll be stunned.

it's a stage name. has to be!

we have a local gynecologist named Dr. Atchoo.

it helps to be a former vice president.

which one had you not heard of? "Jessie Lamb?"

They'll do something like "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders vs. Aliens." Give 'em time.

did she really leave the house like that?

why do you ask?

I'd be first in line for that! :)

video displays for faces is one thing.

the baby back ribs should be awe-inspiring. *drools*

won't someone please think of the trilobites!

finding a surviving nuclear power plant would be a good first step.

steel-belted radials weren't commonplace in Vietnam back in the '60s. I don't know if you can even get tires in the US that aren't anymore.