uh, oh...

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love that painting.

Cervix Crusher?

maybe you're an empath?

can we eliminate the word "journey"? at least in this context?

I would think she'd bind you rather than tangle you up. ;)

does science denial count?

no tentacles involved, so I gotta call bullshit.

maybe he considers the Wall Street Journal to be some kind of science fiction.

good thing there weren't any knives handy.

also, life expectancy in general was pretty dang low.

they're a few years late, aren't they?

if they can't live up to this standard, they shouldn't bother.

hearted!

i dunno, he was fairly smooth in Mallrats.

dude, it's always fun to watch the nerd girls go all boy-crazy.

and since we men ain't never gon' stop, objectify away, ladies.