someone tell NaraDance about that Grimm audition!

that would be hell for the gangs fighting the eternal east side-west side conflict.

this is where dumb becomes a noun.

#@!

you are my fighting octo-pai

I crawl like a viper

it's not just one photon.

Sauron's on Xanax now.

West Branch, Michigan's contribution; you can see this easily from northbound I-75.

well, if it was good enough for Jesus...

it had fucking well better!

Remains actually looks watchable.

dude, you'll be able to hold that Battleship date over her head for years

a really big frosted glass.

look on the bright side - maybe that bubble makes the stars seem much further away than they actually are.

Octomom sighting!

heading for the exit.

that'll teach him to pull a dine-and-dash.

"shame to throw away a perfectly good white boy like that."

teabagging fail.