You were good in Nightcrawler. What happened to your face tho?

Yuuuup. Spoken jokes and facial expressions and timing and all that shit cannot be conveyed in mere text. People who think reading a description is enough are morons.

I have an idea for a short film involving a woman sleeping in bed who is visited by the ghost of Abe Lincoln. They discuss the current state of the lumber industry. Emma would be perfect for the non-Abe Lincoln part!

I am sure glad other people buy all this crap to keep the economy afloat

I'd cast her in a private film role, taking place in my bed. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'!?

Yeah thought this was going to be about actual wrestlers. YOU TRICKED ME AV CLUB

Yeah dawg!!!

Tim Kring is terrible and people should stop giving him shows

Upvotes are stupid and I "take the piss out of them" as those guys with bad teeth across the pond like to say.

"Dr. Phil McGraw, the Oprah-sanctioned talk show personality who was once a practicing psychiatrist"

Didn't they move production to Vancover? Can shoot the same quality show for cheaper there methinks. Otherwise why would anyone film there?

They needed another newswire to hit their quota

He seemed to be more than human powered when he was fighting out of the suit too

But why'd you choose the "be a douche canoe" code!?

If you are voting for Trump you are. Sorry dude.

Somehow you made a joke about bombing NJ work when there actually have been bombs placed in NJ this weekend.

I thought teens knew how to access porn on the Internet?

Pretty accurate

"Matthew Weiner’s first novel is coming out next year" and no one cares

So Oz is a real doctor and he won't be examining Trump at all. Just looking at whatever horseshit paperwork Trump gives him. Yeah because that Doctor letter from last December was so accurate.