You know there were quite a few women on Ashley Madison? Some of them are even married.

The ending of Cabin in the Woods sometimes makes a little sense, doesn’t it?

This actually made me cry. I am crying.

Your city is doing something wrong if the highlight of being there is trophies from a sport.

I can’t tell if the new app is just designed for a different demographic, but ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO BE ABLE TO SHUFFLE ALL OF MY MUSIC AND SKIP SONGS!

Neat stuff!!

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

That's a perfectly rational and balanced response to this story.

As a guy with a thing for pregnant women (though hopefully not creepy) I think it’s because it’s a thing which remains pretty specifically feminine - one’s womanhood is highlighted in an undeniable way.

Yeah, any halitosis conversation without mentioning tonsil stones is like discussing politics without mentioning money.

So what piece of shit human being’s piece of shit burner are you? Shall I take guesses? Articulate enough to write in complete sentences, so not some 12-year-old. Understand GM well enough to make a burner. You just, what, had nothing better to do on a Saturday than make a burner and be a misogynist bag of feces?

But armed with Knife instead of Guns give 3 killed and 30 injured.

SHE

White people acoustic covers of trendy rap songs is worse than ISIS.

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.

It’s weird, but I have the same problem with Pranqster, also by North Coast, and Merry Monks by Weyerbacher. I can drink tripels with the best of them, but those two beers wreck my brain.

It could be karmic payback for ‘pounding’ it.

I have never had a headache quite as fast or pounding as the one I immediately got from drinking a single one of these. It had a decent taste, but it was brain-attack in a bottle.

Anger is a great motivator.

I get laughed at every time I say this, but we try really hard not to over-promise in headlines, and for the most part don't. Sure we try to make them memorable and interesting to get people to click on them and read the content within—and use swear words, humor, irony etc.—but the general philosophy is that while…