Goats will eat almost anything

Perplexing indeed. I guess we’re witnessing something like the opposite of this skill:

I hope she’ll be the only one allowed to hold the baby.

Could not have happened to a nicer person, really.

See, this shit right here? THIS ruins childhoods.

Jeep grill.

I was the same way. Every time I said “You don’t like it? You do it” an invisible mark went on an invisible chalkboard. Now I’m divorced.

I told my (now) wife something early when we started shacking up: You can tell me what to do, or how to do it. But not both.

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

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Having read the linked article about Paul Fauks, I’m inclined to give him a pass on this. Especially today (June 6).

He cycled all the time in his playing days

Can’t wait until somebody gets suspended for having a part-time job at the Tuscon Gamestop.

This was a business/PR move more than a gesture of fondness. No one is going to buy controlling shares in a ballclub to be nice.

More, the Mariners haven’t been in the top 5 payrolls...ever.

Good lord, to see Sandoval and Fielder in a race with a 5 foot sub at the end, then you might see some movement.

One more throw, and I think the Sox would’ve really had the Rangers’ number.