How is it possible that Benedict gets weirder looking every time I see him? I actually really like him and think he’s a great actor but...his face is just so freaking odd. I can’t even say “unattractive” because that’s really not it. He looks freaking alien-esque to me.

Oh boo hoo. Are you sad your poor candidate is such a schmuck? Bye!

I just stole this pic from ETA Mike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast:

He lost a brother to alcohol abuse and his history of tee-totaling is well-documented.

I, for one, am interested in learning new information as it is discovered.

Annette Bening was catwoman??? That amazes me!

Exactly. He’s good looking, is/was apparently amazing in bed, and treated people respectfully. Funny how that works.

Exclusive sneak preview of Trump at the next debate:

Just read the pigs are saying he was unarmed but reached in to his pocket and took a “shooting stance” and that they are going to release a still of him in the “shooting stance”. So they’re going to look at all the video and find the most intimidating fucking stance of an unarmed mentally ill man to justify murdering…

His name is Alfred Olango, police confirm he was unarmed, and he has died.

I’m struggling to think of one time that the police have shot one of those open-carry dickheads who smugly parade around holding unmistakable guns.

“I called you to help me but you killed my brother.”

Water is a chemical.

Jesus fucking christ, “chemicals” are in literally everything. You idiot.

I have had the flu. It sucks.

You probably come into regular contact with someone who is immunocompromised whether you know it or not.

Yes, please, don’t worry about herd immunity, or the people who can’t get the shot because of other issues, you just go right on being a self-centered jerk.

If that were true, no vaccines would work

I’m one of those people who gets sick every time she gets a flu shot -- sure, it’s not the actual flu, but it’s still a big drag. So for probably 10 years, I didn’t get the flu shot. But last year I got the actual flu, and PSA to all idiots like me -- the actual flu is WAY WORSE than the one day of post-flu shot…

This one is totally true. The mind control drug is calibrated to drive people into a frenzy of shopping, which is why flu shots are administered shortly before Christmas.