Oh, she was a hellion. I sneaked tequila in for her margaritas. She bitched about being surrounded by so many old people and heckled Bingo night when she was feeling particularly feisty.

Edit: She was also a bona fide Rosie the Riveter in WWII, building bombers while her husband was in the Pacific. She later told me…

Hell no, there’s no age limit to growing and changing! My grandmother was 92, in the old folks home, learning French for the first time in her life and planning her trip to Paris and grand seduction of a Continental gentleman. She died a year later, having never seduced a Frenchman, but with a mind still full to the…

I hope TMZ got paid for that real estate promo.

I’m inordinately proud that my kids (8 and 12) HATE the Biebs.

“She is not baked and done — I’m not either — so let her experiment and delight in the choices she has to make, and let’s be kind to one another.” Yes, let’s.

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

Why does it seem like this is not the first time they’ve done this to someone?

I’m (slowly) eliminating meat, eggs and dairy from my diet, and the idea of giving up my favorite baked goods and carb-bomb breakfast foods is one of the things I’m having the most trouble resigning myself to. Very happy to hear I won’t have to give up decent pancakes.

Get back into your basket, dickwad.

Seriously, if you can’t be bothered to properly place your modifier, at least toss in a comma.

K. What’s your point?

You aren’t wrong. Actually saw a post on twitter last night from a self-described deplorable comparing the results when you type “Hillary is” into Google, Yahoo and Bing. Only Google autofilled with anything not horrendously insulting about Clinton, so we know their search engines of choice.

I think I would rather have them crowd-sourcing the entire internet than depending on their own brain power.

I guess “google that shit” is going to be the Trump administration’s approach to running the country.

You helped pay for my necessary hernia surgery when I was enlisted. Sorry no one asked you if that was cool with you before they signed off on it.

Right there with you. Not getting blind drunk just because everyone else is does not equal diva behavior IMHO.

I’m sorry for your face, but now I love her.

I was ready to love this, but her complaints are mostly about Michele being a homebody and not gulping down champagne and vodka at the same time (what? why?) in order to fit in.

Oh come on, she might be awesome as a pizza delivery person

thats ok, you’ll learn. when it comes to this sort of thing, you are sort of a new kid on the block.