I think he might have a captains license, but not a military commission.

Katy was on fire last night on twitter. She was having way too much fun, and I briefly wondered what her team is saying this morning. Probably nothing, since Taylor’s the one who has to throw money and donations out to recoup her rep. My evil queen will bounce back.

I’ve been calling myself Generalissimo for a while now.

TLC really has a knack for hiring pedophiles. It's almost like they profit from child exploitation.

The word “doctor” comes from the Latin “docere” which means “to teach,” so yes, we are doctors. I think what you mean is that we aren't medical doctors.

Divorce may be a TV show but Love is a Battlefield.

Not really a new thing though. That’s been going on since forever. Elvis’s “Colonel” Tom Parker comes to mind. I don’t think Dr. Dre has a PhD either.

Canned coconut milk is a great substitute for heavy cream in baking or desserts that usually require dairy. I had to go dairy free for a year for health reasons a few years back, and I figured out how to make a number of recipes using coconut milk as a substitute. I think I was most pleasantly surprised with the creme…

Not a Slavic name, though. The only language I know of that uses “xh” is Albanian. (I’m sure there are others, but probably more obscure.)

I am extremely worried about the violence that will accompany a Trump loss. And this happened in Brooklyn?

Kosher Italian? Is that a thing?

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.

At this point, you should probably go with “Ms. Evans”.

Man’s Dogs’ Patience Starting To Show Signs Of Strain

Is that Dick Van Dyke? I so hope it is.

You are wrong, though. You know, that, right? Rita and Tom are the nominative; they are are the subject doing the action, and therefore take the subjective pronoun (I, We). They are not having the action being done to them; they are not the object, and do not take the objective pronouns (me, us).

It’s “and I” in the subjective. So, she’s using it correctly here. She is missing a verb, so that can bother you, though.

She’s talented as hell, we can agree on that!

It sounds unfinished and like a demo. Which is weird considering it’s been 3 years.

Except it does not make your legs look longer. It makes your hips look bigger and your legs look like they were attached to your body incorrectly.