I think he likes getting caught and humiliated in some sort of way. Maybe he’s one of those people who get off on taking outlandishly foolish risks.

They just mean he wasn’t outwardly disturbed, and I’m sure the statement was a translation from Chinese + different phrases or idioms appropriate in other languages.

Trump hires ‘the best people’ but he can’t be bothered to vet them first.

This makes me excited to see it! Thank you for keeping me informed.

Oh my god right? I keep seeing people ask what happened to Britney. She looks different? You mean from when she was singing in a school girl outfit at 16? Yeah it’s amazing, isn’t it? How different she looks 20 fucking year later!

Her breakdown was due to untreated bipolar disorder. Lots of people with untreated mental illness abuse alcohol and drugs as a coping mechanism. It doesn’t mean they’re lifelong addicts who can’t learn to moderate consumption once they’re well. I mean - controversial opinion, but I don’t buy that addiction is a…

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

Well, obviously then speculating about what’s in her glass is going to be incredibly helpful and constructive *eye roll*

She was the tiny badass from True Grit.

An hour seems like a pretty long time for a 4-year-old to let people fuss over her hair, but I have a bias here—i always hated having my hair fussed over when I was a kid, and my daughter’s the same way. But it's not totally out of the range of reasonable. I was wondering if it took like six hours, is all.

This costume is inspiring me to go big for Halloween. I think that’s when I’ll admit to folks who don’t see me regularly that I’m now a “stuffed rust pizza,” as it were.

I would have loved to play dress up in a gown that magnificent as a kid. It’s like peak dress up.

It could be non-alcoholic or she could be having just one to celebrate. What does it matter?

In case you were wondering where all the color went, Hailee Steinfeld used it all:

can someone even tell me who they are?

She looks so healthy and happy lately.

It looks like something I would’ve loved to wear to da clubz when I was 19.

Claymates? I’m a “Hozier Daddy”, tyvm.

God I hate breastaurants. And the men who go to them. Honestly mostly the men.