I thought Charlize Theron was a rather unpleasant person? In that case, she deserves Brad Pitt

Photoshop. If the president can do it, so can brad pitt

Suicide or accidental OD? I think the odds are fairly even

It was an instagram video of some of the most impressive knitting I've ever seen. Stupid kinja really hates instagram...

Flutterby knits is my knitting hero!

You wouldn't happen to have an instagram account called flutterby knits, would you?

Those old classic games are perfect for cross stitch with their pixels. I’ve seen Super Mario worldmaps too, they’re awesone! And someone stitched every pokemon! I’m working on a Monkey Island cross stitch but between my kid and my job it’s hard to find the time to create the pattern. There’s also a Legend of Zelda…

Here’s some inspiration, someone stitched the entire Link To The Past worldmap. Took 4.5 years

It’s super easy! Really, you’ll be surprised by how easy it is. I know some people act like cross stitch is like the Bayeux Tapestry, but cross stitch is to embroidery what stick figures are to drawing. Except you can do very pretty things with cross stitch. Good luck!

He wants to oppress people, a lot of people try to explain to him why that’s wrong and un-christian, he starts whining that he’s oppressed and persecuted and that's unfair because oppression is wrong...

There’s nothing to it. Just do a grid pattern, it will make everything so much easier. If you don’t want to draw on the cloth, you can sew a grid pattern with regular sewing thread and pull that out when you’ve finished the project. Do long stitches, like 5 or 6 or 7 spaces at a time. It’s a bit more time consuming to…

First place my mind went to was The Foundation series. I'm heading off to io9 now, which is clearly where I belong

There are internet pages and apps that will convert images to cross stitch patterns, I used https://www.stitchfiddle.com/en the other day, it was ok. You can also find tons of free patterns if you image google “cross stitch pattern” or “cross stitch letters” or “cross stitch border” or whatever you want to make. Then…

Draw a 10x10 grid pattern on the aida cloth, it will help you keep track on where you are. There are special pens for that, you just brush the lines off and they won't leave a trace. If the finished piece will be completely stitched in, you can use pencil

I kind of want native americans to wear maga-hats and kick out all the white people

From The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VII. Turns out Bart has an evil twin called Hugo. They were conjoined but separated soon after birth. Hugo wants to join them again and practises on the animals in the attic where he’s confined

The sisters probably compete over who gets the most lucrative sponcon deals and who gets the most instagram likes. Whose kid gets more likes. I'm sure the others were pleased when the egg beat kylie's kid

I hope they become friends. It would truly be a beautiful friendship

In that case, image google "jewel caterpillar" and "mantis shrimp"