The sisters probably compete over who gets the most lucrative sponcon deals and who gets the most instagram likes. Whose kid gets more likes. I'm sure the others were pleased when the egg beat kylie's kid

I hope they become friends. It would truly be a beautiful friendship

In that case, image google "jewel caterpillar" and "mantis shrimp"

Smokey and the Bandit stopped them, but Burt Reynolds passed away last year so...

Yep. Prayer mats are single use items. You buy them in boxes of 100 and they’re folded in the box so that when you pull one out, the next one will stick out for convenient access. You shouldn't flush them down the toilet though, as they don't dissolve in water, you should throw them in the bin

The rugs are infected with smallpox

“A boy’s best friend is his mother”

My guess is that a lot of people only want to read books where they can identify with the characters, and it’s kinda trendy and cool to be dark and damaged. A few decades ago, it was important to at least show a neat and polished surface, but now people are almost competing about whose family is most toxic, who is…

Her actual name is “Lovely”? That’s a lot to live up to. But then again, she gets to introduce herself by saying “Hi, I’m Lovely”. Although creepers probably always respond with”yes, you are” and think they’re original and witty. 

Exactly, what if god created abortions to bring back those babies before they suffer? 

Ballerina flats with thin, plastic soles are the worst. I’m so glad I’ve reached the age where the soles of the shoes are their most important feature. The fit is the second most important feature, then the quality of the material and how practical it is comes third, cost is fourth and how they look is at the bottom…

Abortion at 13 weeks is wrong, but letting the fetus develop into a baby that might die soon after birth is ok? That’s the moral thing to do?

They both have such awkward postures. I get back spasms just looking at them. And then I get confused because they look so much alike. It’s ok to have a “type” that you prefer to date, but Rob’s criteria seem veeeeeery specific narrow

Carey's former assistant was peed on by the woman who was sexually harassed by Carey. Worst workplace ever?

Travelling the world to pet exotic wildlife in pens. Those animals are often abused and tranquilized so that tourists can take selfies with them and get instagram likes. You're promoting a disgusting industry

Travelling the world to pet exotic wildlife in pens. Those animals are often abused and tranquilized so that…

There are several instagram accounts dedicated to calling out influencers on their BS, like calculating the CO2-emissions for their yoga trips. The ones I follow are always calm and polite, and it gives me hope that they get likes and followers. There are quite a lot of people who are sick of the rampant consumerism =…

The root of the problem is this kind of mindset:

A person should have more going for them than a wonky hairline

Unless we fix this culture of buying useless crap, kondoing won’t fix anything. Too many people use shopping as a way to reward themselves, to cheer themselves up, to pass the time. Everything is marketed as “treat yourself“ “you deserve this”. Everything is cheap and easy to buy, and because it took no effort to get,…

At least the nazis counted and kept track of the people they put in camps