Because the margins are too slim and fentanyl is hella lethal. Some drugs should only be administered by trained doctors in hospitals. Also, if someone takes an addictive drug to get high, how likely do you think it is they’ll only take the recommended dose and stop there?

Marry me

Honestly, for just 1/10 of that, my job would never hear from me again

My new ambition in life is to fail so much at my job that they’ll give me $69 million to go away

I have an epilator that use on the fuzz on my chin, cheeks and neck about once a week, then I chase the thicker hairs and the ingrown hairs with tweezers every night. 

I pluck my chin hair with tweezers, which naturally leads to ingrown hairs, which I pick at, which leads to small scabs and scars on my chin. But I’d rather have scabs and scars than black hairs. 

Body hair causes so much self-loathing, anger, shame, frustration and other negative, draining emotions. I hide my body and avoid sporty activities because I will have to wear swimsuits or shorts. And I really hate the assumption that lots of body hair means you have psos. “You’re hairy, you must be sick!” I keep…

In my country there’s a company (actually several, but one big that started it and lots of small ones who want in on a new market) who will send you plastic bags, free of charge, that you fill with any kind of crap you want to get rid of. One type of bag for things that might be sold, and another for trash that should…

The pre-raphaelite ideal was smooth, perfectly hairless, alabaster skin. Kind of what the article assumes all white look like. I do not have smooth alabaster skin, I have hairy, prickly skin with pigment spots around every single follicle. I am the opposite of the pre-raphaelite ideal

Do you show your legs in the summer? Because I never, ever show my bare legs. I hate it, I’d love to wear shorts and summer dresses, but I just can’t. I can’t even get a tan to hide the dots. I see women with hairy legs in the summer fairly often, but I hardly ever see anyone with the same follicle discolorations that…

You don’t even have to be slavic or greek. Some white women are just very hairy. I can’t even claim it’s because I’m slavic, mediterranean or jewish, I’m just hairy. People have even suggested I have pcos, as if a woman can’t just be hairy, there must be something wrong, some imbalance or malfunction. I haven’t worn a…

The idea that white women only have thin, soft, sparse body is laughable.

I’m whiter than white. I’m always the palest person in the room. I don’t tan, I just burn and peel. My skin has the same colour as creatures who’ve evolved in caves without sunlight for thousands of generations. My body hair is pitch black and plentiful. Since I’m the ideal candidate for laser hair removal, I had some…

What kind of dipping sauce goes with dead raccoon?

Maybe she was into it? I don’t care if men take photos of their dicks, and I don’t care if they send those photos to someone who wants to see them. But those photos should never, ever be shared. I know some people think friendship means sharing EVERYTHING. Well it doesn’t. For instance, you don’t share your…

No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

Is that a dead raccoon?

It’s a simple rule: if people aren’t laughing, it's not a joke

Pedophiles don’t abuse every single kid they meet. The grooming process is also a screening process. They’re trying to gauge how the kid would react: will s/he freak out, tell anyone?

He’s been married for an eternity, it’s ok to be a little rusty at flirting. It’s cruel to mock him when he’s just trying to be sweet. I’m the least poetic person on the planet, if you think hos texts are bad, my lovey dovey texts would probably make you implode with embarrassment.