No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

Is that a dead raccoon?

It’s a simple rule: if people aren’t laughing, it's not a joke

Pedophiles don’t abuse every single kid they meet. The grooming process is also a screening process. They’re trying to gauge how the kid would react: will s/he freak out, tell anyone?

He’s been married for an eternity, it’s ok to be a little rusty at flirting. It’s cruel to mock him when he’s just trying to be sweet. I’m the least poetic person on the planet, if you think hos texts are bad, my lovey dovey texts would probably make you implode with embarrassment. 

I was date raped when I was 20. I didn’t want to think about it because I was shocked that a man I trusted would do that to me. I continued seeing him and sleeping with him, and that was the least fucked up thing I did after the rape. That was 20 years ago, and I still don’t understand some of the things I did in the…

Kardashian butts are ridiculous. Madonna's butt is ridiculous. Please don't let this be the new trend!!!

I’m fascinated by their friendship. Oprah is such a power house and I’m sure millions of women would do pretty horrible things to be her BFF. I know Gayle King is very successful, but how much of that is because she's Oprah's BFF? I wonder about the dynamics of their friendship. I'm not implying there's anything weird…

Wouldn’t that color clash horribly with her fake tan?

So if you’re rich and famous you can’t just dislike a person for no reason? That sucks. I’d be a horrible celebrity, there are so many things they aren't allowed to do

Was there a prenup?

Several gizmedia sites have published several articles about how extra vitamins, probiotics and fish oil are bunk. We get all the vitamins we need from a balanced diet, and probiotics and fish oil are modern day snake oil

Several gizmedia sites have published several articles about how extra vitamins, probiotics and fish oil are bunk.…

Also examine the other patients for evidence of assault. Ask the patients who can communicate what they’ve seen and don’t dismiss it as fabrications or "brain damaged people don't understand what they see". It is unfortunately very likely that this poor woman wasn't the only victim, just the only one who got pregnant.

Wow. Grad school, years of unpaid internships and 60+ hour work weeks really paid off for that guy

You can pay people to write your social media captions for you. The Guardian had an interesting article about it a while ago, but I forgot to bookmark it. Basically the influencers and celebrities that always write such insightful and/or witty comments outsource it to anonymous writers. The Guardian interviewed some…

I haven't seen it, it sounds dumb

“Vegetative state” does not mean lying serenely in a bed with your eyes closed like in the movies. They can sometimes move and make noises. There have been a few controversial cases where people interpreted those movements and noises as conscious, deliberate attempts at communication, but it's all involuntary. 

Why Hillary Duff? Sharon Tate oozed mature sexuality, Hilary Duff has about as much sex appeal as Thomas the Tank Engine. They’re cute and wholesome but none of them has the magnetic charisma that makes me lose myself for a moment when they appear on screen. Some people just have “it”, others don’t and nothing is more…

Perfect time to start a new career as a fire eater

What are the odds that she’s the only rape victim at that facility?