Bring him out to the desert and tell him it's a special wall that can only be seen by the smartest and bestest people

Is this satire?

Lettuce not resort to cheesy puns

But you have to get consent EVERY time you whip out your penis in fron to others. Every.single.time. It’s not enough to ask most times, they don’t cancel each other out. And one woman saying yes, doesn’t mean others are cool with it, or that she has agreed to be shown his penis again whenever he feels like it for all…

Edgy comedy requires insight into human nature, emotional intelligence, you have to work on the jokes and tread a fine line. Being a dick is lazy. I for one am not surprised he chose that roure

I always read the caps looking for a hidden message, but it’s either in code (doubt it) or there isn’t a message and it’s just his brain deteriorating

I used the wrong word, I means encephalitis not meningitis. My apologies.

Measles is incredibly contagious and insidious. First symptoms appear about 10 days after contact with an infected person, but you are infectious 4-5 days before the symptoms appear. 90% of those who are not vaccinated and have not had measles who live with an infected person will get sick, it's that infectious.…

Optimist

They can take turns at being inmates and guards. 1. It saves money 2. We might get a repeat of the Stanford Prison Experiment* which is what these horrible people deserve

Have you read Mommy Dearest?

He wishes he was that thin

In Trump’s private hell, there is nothing to eat except vegetables, grains and legumes. Hairspray and spraytans cause burning pain, the only entertainment is books and foreign language movies with subtitles, all women wear sensible shoes and no make up and Ivanka is happily married to Rosie O’Donell

Pretty sure he sold that to the Devil in the 80s. Very sure the Devil got the short end of that stick

Why do people say “Don’t worry about it!” when you tell them about something you’re concerned about? It’s not helpful, it’s not supportive, it’s just dismissive and rude. First of all, I at least can’t shut off my worries like flipping a switch. And if I tell a person I’m worried about something, that means I’m hoping…

I wish someone would build a wall around Trump and put a roof on it. Make it sound proof and airtight 

You know, people who are closely related can have similar feet. Just like you can have the same nose or chin. 

But if a woman only has two abortions... An embryo or a fetus is the same as a child to the GOP, right?

Can someone explain to this european why federal employees aren't getting paid? Our politicians fight too, but I don't think our leader even has the power to just shut down government agencies and freeze people's salaries. Why is this even possible?